I don't know about you, but I needed a laugh today!
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order. The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini." After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I have been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave the woman their condolences, and they had a couple of more martinis.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS." The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone."
4 comments:
That is funny.
I'm totally telling my mom that one. She may need to use it some day!
That's a good one! Steve tried to tell me a joke last night. It's so funny to watch someone muddle through, when they can't remember this part or that, but they still try to convince you that the punchline is worth it.
Hello, I am visiting from Mrs. S. With your outrageously funny story, the trip was well worth it. I remember taking my mom to have a biopsy because of a suspicious mammogram. It was decided that the suspicious object was the lead-lined bandage that is applied to the nipple. My sister, took my mom, and me out for a tequila lunch, which is much better than a biopsy.
that is too cute
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