Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; because you are my "friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!
**Someone emailed this to me today and I thought it was funny so I thought I would share!
3 comments:
Very cute! Thanks for the comic relief!
I've seen that one before and I love it!
By the way, that comment on my blog about people who blog at work wasn't directed at you. I wrote a longer explanation in the comments on that post.
Have a great weekend.
J.
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